Call me Grandma Pancake

Leaving the nature center, crossing the street...

Jojo: This is a good day to die

Mom: No, this is not a good day to die, get out of the street

Jojo: 149 is a good time to die, on your 149th birthday, just go in the street and freeze...

So I guess you'll know where to find me on June 21, 2105, bring syrup!

I love my sister

I talked to my sister today. I just love her. We've been through a lot together. I wasn't always the nicest person to her and for that I am truly sorry. Kids can be so insensitive and selfish. That was me.

Love ya, sis!

Beverly

I am NOT a senior!

The other day I went to Denny's with Jessica and Alissa. Jessica ordered her meal and ordered for Alissa from the kid's menu. When it was my time to order, being the difficult person that I am, what I wanted to order was only on the senior menu and that's what the guy gave me. The nerve of him. I am NOT a senior! I have a good 2 years, 3 months and 6 days left in my youth before I cross that line. I am not a senior, I am not a senior...

1 hour?

Grandma to Jojo: They'll be home in about 4 hours.

Jojo: This movie is about 4 hours?

Grandma: No, this movie is about 1 hour.

A little later...

Jojo: Grandma, is 1 hour 4 times 4 hours?

Grandma: Yes, babe, it's 4 hours. They'll be home soon.

I Mist Yoo

Fum Jojo
Too Mome and Dade

Dyer Mome and Dade

I Mist Yoo

Just a little

Grandma setting up air mattress, getting ready to put sheets on.

Grandma: No jumping on the bed.

Everyone: Okay

Nathan: Okay...

Nathan, holding up two fingers: Grandma, we can jump a little bit?

Grandma: Haha, yeah, you can jump a little bit.

What...no corn?

Nathan enters kitchen, looks at Grandma...

Grandma: Are you hungry? I'm making tostadas for lunch, doesn't that sound good?

Nathan: Yes

Nathan leaves, returning momentarily. Nathan looks at Grandma.

Nathan: What about the corn?

Grandma: Corn, you want corn? Okay, I'll make corn.